MOTIVATION! ENDURANCE! LONGEVITY!
as spring break approaches: Fears versus Hopes
Fears:
We look the same as ever. California will reject us for not being sexy enough.
Hopes:
Returning to our mediocre looks from 20 days ago. Fairly sure that this blog has harmed our level of sexiness.
20 DAYS LATER
we only have ten days left to reach our maximum sexiness. THINGS ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD—WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT IN THIS TIME OF DESPERATION!
Anonymous asked: When i go to America's Dogs in Lincoln Park, my order always comes sans nutritional facts. Does this mean there are no calories in my hot dog?
every hot dog has no calories. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ;)
Anonymous asked: Do kegels count as exercise?
johanna: yes they do. i do them every day. i am doing them as we speak. they are tiring, i will admit, but the pay off is worth it.
Anonymous asked: are you any sexier now?
johanna is not. looks the same. not surprising.
today’s progress.
in an effort to not die during dance marathon, johanna has gone to the gym today and will continue to go tomorrow, wednesday, and thursday. readers, you may be thinking, “oh, but that sounds impossible! too good to be true!” and i will say unto you, you are correct. i have little to no faith in johandjob, but GOOD ON HER! she will still be asking when will death come during dance marathon. MARK MY WORDS!
i, on the other hand, had flattop for dinner and feel no shame (which is normal).
Anonymous asked: hi, i'm interested in getting fit, but have a strong relationship with food.
what do you guys suggest?
we put a lot of thought into your question and answered it to the best of our ability. however, the reply did not post. we hope that helps. our intentions were pure.
Anonymous asked: are girls more attracted to a skinny, sickly-looking body or a plump, chubby little body?
let’s get more specific here. johanna enjoys a plump, chubby little body as the foundation. BUT all appendages should be skinny and sickly in appearance.
interestingly enough, jessi likes just the opposite. extremely skinny body with Michelin man arms and legs. the more rolls the better.
don’t worry, anonymous, about your own body type because i’m sure there is a person out there that appreciates you for your physical looks and doesn’t care for your personality at all.
shi-shaw asked: this layout is annoying but you guys have my support
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/adam/images/en/19393-motivation-for-exercise-picture.jpg
i accept this constructive criticism, eric, but the layout is representative of this journey we are taking to become sexy. i do enjoy the motivational picture though. it’s really doing it for me.
